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Taekwon-Do Super Heros

6th dans

·Leap tall buildings in a single bound
·Are faster than a speeding bullet
·Break 5 boards with a reverse turning kick whilst blind folded
·Walk on water
·Discuss important matters with Masters

4th and 5th dans

·Leap short buildings in a single bound
·Are just as fast asspeeding bullets
·Break 3 boards with a back kick
·Walk on small inland bodies of water
·Talk with Masters if aspecial request is approved

2nd and 3rd dans

·Leap short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
·Are faster than an air rifle pellet
·Break boards often with a side kick
·Walk on water in an indoor swimming pool
·Are occasionally talked to by Masters

1st dans

·Can barely clear a mud hut
·Can fire a speeding bullet,with parental permission
·Can execute a kick
·Can swim well
·Are allowed to greet Masters

Red belts

·Make high marks on walls when trying to leap tall buildings
·Can sometimes handle a gun without shooting themselves in the foot
·Can hit a focus pad 2 out of 3 times
·Can dog paddle in a spa pool
·Talk to animals

Blue and green belts

·Collide with tall buildings
·Are not allowed to be issued with ammunition
·Collect up the broken boards after gradings to use at BBQ’s
·Sink without water wings
·Talk to walls

Yellow and white belts

·Fall off door steps when trying to enter tall buildings
·Get wet playing with awater pistol
·Watch Jackie Chan movies
·Play in mud puddles
·Mumble a lot

Evan Davidson and Paul McPhail

·Lift tall buildings with one hand and walk underneath
·Can catch speeding bullets with their teeth and eat them if they need to
·Can reverse turning-kick logging trucks off the road if they wanted to
·Can freeze water with a single glance
THEY ARE MASTERS!


 
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