ITFNZ 
                      National Tournament 2006
                     Tae Kwon-Do scores the biggest win of all. 
Michael Hoy, 1 Gup. 
                    
                     Wellington is a windy and cold place, a home of politicians, businesspeople and
students, a city accustomed to traffic, nightlife and the odd concert or sporting
event. It was to this place that 335 dobok-clad competitors and their supporters
flocked on the weekend of the 7th and 8th of October for the 2006 ITFNZ Nationals
Tournament; a tournament that many hold to be the most impressive yet, and one
that would have a more climactic and more dramatic conclusion than any could
have predicted. The question on my mind at first, however, was what did Wellington
think about this many people in one place, all wearing such a funny costume? 
 
 Our venue was the Queens Wharf Events Centre on the Wellington waterfront, where
a small army was assembled on Friday night for weigh-in. I watched my team-mates
around me for first impressions of the competition arena; the general response
was 'Ooooooooo...'. Before us lay an expanse of polished wooden floor, with judging
tables arranged around five sparring rings. The centre ring was raised a metre
from the floor on a black stage, making an epic display for black belt events
- every competitor I spoke to had an independent vision of what would happen
if someone fell off the stage in the middle of a fight. Before the stage was
a VIP table covered with burgundy cloth. Down the northern wall there was a series
of breaking machines and a pile of wooden boards, ready to be reduced to kindling.
At the far end was a carpeted area reserved for warming up, which was being tested
out by several people in heavy jackets and beanies running shuttle lengths -
not willing to shave their head or cut their arm off they were doing what they
could to sweat out any excess weight. 
                                          The tournament atmosphere the next day was a maelstrom
                      of light and sound. Regional teams, dressed in colourful
                      tracksuit uniforms, clustered in their marked areas on
                      the raised seats overlooking the five rings and the marshalling
                      area. Periodically each team would break into a somewhat
                      coordinated chant, sometimes in lyrical verse displaying
                      impressive originality, sometime in an uncoordinated baying
                      that would reduce to a cheerful but droning repetition
                      of their team name. With five events underway at any one
                      time it was often difficult to say exactly who was cheering
                      for what: somewhere in the distance a hand goes up in the
                      air, and a surging wave of yelling indicates that it was
                      one of our guys. Occasionally an MC would announce an event
                      over a loudspeaker, drumming up support for one of the
                      champions from one region or another and pulling all eyes
                      in on the centre ring. Other times a particularly popular
                      fighter would be on in one of the corner rings, and their
                      teams would cluster around the seats above in a poorly
                      colour-coordinated crowd, making a din so loud the fighters
                      have trouble hearing the commands of their referee. The
                      view of a fight from above was fantastic; no strike was
                      obscured, no impact couldn't be felt vicariously and no
                      pained facial expression was hidden - to a chorus of groans
                      from the unlucky victim's supporters. Television cameras
                      meandered around the floor, catching action shots and taking
                      interviews from panting, sweaty competitors. 
                       
                      Depending on how organised they are you might see a fighter
                      ready to go right on time. Alternatively or you might see
                      one running down at the last minute, uncoordinatedly throwing
                      on their sparring gear, narrowly avoiding the people randomly
                      manning the hallways swinging their legs about, turning
                      to go back for their mouthguard then scrambling to find
                      a second to get some last-minute advice. Most people were
                      well prepared, and the marshalling area was full of people
                      warming up over the course of the day, doing press-ups,
                      sit-ups and star jumps, shadow sparring, kicking pads and
                      team mates around and wondering whether other fighters
                      were playing mind games with them by looking extra intense.
                      The look of the competitors around you ranges from those
                      so laid-back that they are actually lying down, to those
                      who appear semi-psychotic. You eye up your competition,
                      wondering "Crikey,
                      do I have to spar that monster?". Having mislaid your
                      water bottle, your mouthguard and your second, then found
                      them all again, the ring marshall points his finger at
                      you, you put your shoulders back, put on the most nonchalant
                      expression you can think of and set off for your ring. 
                                          You can't help but smile. With the hundreds of people cheering
                      from the seats above, maybe even for you, you feel half
                      a foot taller, and you get to that ring determined, saying
                      to yourself "I did NOT travel all this way to give up
                      now.". Kyong ye, kyong ye, kyong ye; junbi, kihap,
                      'ding!', and the game is on. 
                      
                           
                      Sometimes a round is the longest two minutes of your life.
                      Sometimes its over before you've even gotten around to
                      using your favourite combo. Whether they think they're
                      winning or losing, however, everyone fights with the same
                      expression: determination. Your second, your team, your
                      girlfriend and your mum are all yelling at you, and everyone
                      thinks they have the best advice; all you are thinking
                      is ' I want to hit that guy' and 'I don't want to get hit
                      by that guy'. You hear a 'ding!', but its for another ring;
                      you never stop fighting until your referee calls 'Goman!'.
                      The fight is over, you're in the middle of the ring, and
                      one hand goes up.  
                           
                      A new feature this year was the presentation of medals
                      straight after the end of a division of sparring or patterns.
                      Most who have entered a Nationals tournament in earlier
                      years will agree that the endless medal presentation ceremony
                      that comes on the afternoon of the second day is more painful
                      than any sparring match. Many brave fighters will wince
                      at the thought of sitting on the hard floor for two and
                      a half hours as apparently everyone is given a medal for
                      one reason or another. This year the smiling winners were
                      given right away their very new and very shiny medals -
                      impressively minted in the shape of a little tae-kwon doin
                      in the heaven hands stance. 
                      
                       
                      The early medal presentations were just one of the many
                      feats of organisation that made this tournament one of
                      the most impressive held to date. The arena was huge, well
                      equipped and very pleasing to the eye. The referees and
                      judges were as professional and conscientious as ever.
                      A rule was made clear at the opening of the tournament
                      that the arena floor was only for those currently competing,
                      that all supporters were confined to the seats above, and
                      that any competitors warming up and preparing must stay
                      in the marshalling area until their names were called.
                      With this system strictly in place the competition area
                      was open, it was clear who was supposed to be where and
                      when, and noone missed out on their view of the action.
                      Squeezing through a crowd while trying to find out when
                      and where you are fighting was a thing of the past. 
                           
                      Part-way through the first day all of the action suddenly
                      ground to a halt as the entire arena rose to attention
                      for the entrance of Grand Master C.E Serreff, our special
                      guest who had done us the honour of attending this year's
                      Nationals. He took station at the VIP table and watched
                      over the course of events over the weekend, from time to
                      time attending to mobs of competitors looking for an autograph
                      on their new medals.  
                      
                           
                      We were treated to a demonstration by our hosts over lunch.
                      Nothing is quite so entertaining as watching a series of
                      expert martial artists fighting eachother, performing expertly
                      choreographed matrix-style moves and manoeuvres, taking
                      on multiple opponents armed with sticks, baseball bats
                      and a handbag, all for your entertainment as you munch
                      your way through a chocolate muffin. We were also treated
                      to the spectacle of our own Master Paul McPhail and Master
                      Evan Davidson performing a pattern long lost from the current
                      ITF syllabus, culminating in the simultaneous shattering
                      of bricks from two terrifying downward punches. 
                      
                           
                      Fantastic performances were put on in both patterns and
                      sparring, by competitors in both Gup and Dan divisions.
                      Tie breaker third rounds were common, and some of the peewee
                      entrants were the biggest battlers of them all - one Red/Blue
                      Belt match went into sudden death for several minutes.
                      There were impressively low numbers of injuries. Team pattern
                      events were incredibly professional; all teams clearly
                      recognised the benefit of a well choreographed routine,
                      demonstrating some very impressive and original routines.
                      Team sparring, as the final event, was the height of tension
                      and passion: there were cries of despair as the men of
                      Counties-Manukau were upset into contention for third place,
                      and supporters throughout the arena were hoarse with chanting
                      and shouting as Auckland-North fought the South Island
                      to eventual victory. The Auckland-North Mens team came
                      out with gold medals in all four team events; Central Districts
                      won three of four in the Women's division. 
                           
                      And so we came to the end of the second day, as competitors
                      in various states of fatigue and confusion formed up again
                      in dobok for the final presentation ceremony. Since all
                      the individual and team winners already had the appropriate
                      bling we were able to move onto the trophy presentation
                      right away, presenting to the best of each belt and, at
                      the peak of suspense, the trophy for the winning region:
                      presented to Counties-Manukau. The cheers were deafening,
                      and the Counties team boiled over into a mosh pit of hugs,
                      chants and fists in the air as the rest of the hall clapped,
                      perhaps feeling a little disappointed. Grandmaster Sereff
                      spoke some final words of wisdom and appreciation, and
                      he and the three Masters filed out. 
                           
                      Meanwhile, as all eyes were on the Grandmaster, a small
                      scene was gathering in the corner of the room, where a
                      concerned looking Mr Neil Breen was in consultation with
                      Mark Trotter and Dan Jackson of Auckland and Counties.
                      Eyes and heads began to turn as it became clear that something
                      was amiss. Sure enough, a minute or two later Mr Breen
                      explained that there had been a scoring error, which could
                      lead to a change in the outcome of the entire tournament.
                      Silence descended as each team learned from their leaders
                      how close the result had been: Auckland-North and arch-rivals
                      Counties-Manukau were tied on points. Whats more, the score
                      that had not been recorded was for a patterns win by Erica
                      Germaine of Auckland; which placed her in contention for
                      Best Blue Belt with Chayse Gorton of Midlands; a title
                      worth one more point that would win Auckland the tournament! 
                           
                      The sparring mats had been packed away and the Masters
                      had left but the tension had never been higher as each
                      team went back to their respective seats, chewing their
                      white knuckles and being quietly glad that they were not
                      the ones with the weight of the Nationals trophy resting
                      on their shoulders. Each competitor was receiving pep talks
                      from their captain. Each looked like they wished that they
                      were at home, until that familiar determined look came
                      over each and they prepared for their patterns play-off.
                      The arena had never been so silent.  
                           
                      You could hear every breath and every foot movement, right
                      down to the little toe squeeks that you make with your
                      feet as you try to do the slow motion moves in Joong-Gun.
                      Both competitors made an impressive effort, amazingly coming
                      across as relaxed and controlled as if it were another
                      day in training. Both finished, crying the pattern's name
                      with spirit, to cheers from the entire arena; an uproar
                      that was surpassed only when the judge raised his right
                      hand, awarding the win of the pattern and the Best Blue
                      Belt to Chayse. Tied on points, both Auckland and Counties
                      raised their voices and their hands as each team member
                      realised that after the error earlier things could not
                      have turned out more perfect, more poetic, than a dead-even
                      result and a shared trophy. 
                           
                      As Auckland-North gathered around their brave team-mate
                      to congratulate her for her effort, we were called over
                      to where Counties were having photos taken. Mrs Breen delivered
                      a sincere speech, describing the unified Auckland region
                      that had once been, and how the shared win is an expression
                      of both the great friendship and the sporting rivalry between
                      our teams today. She offered the trophy to Auckland-North
                      for the first six months, after which Counties will take
                      it back, ready to defend it when they host Nationals in
                      2007. Hands were shaken and teams were cheered as the unified
                      Greater Auckland region posed for a winning photograph,
                      before departing as winners and friends; knowing that the
                      real competition had just started. 
                      
                           
                      We are now facing down Nationals 2007, hosted by Counties-Manukau.
                      With the tournament hosted locally the home team and their
                      neighbours Auckland-North both have their eyes on a trophy
                      not made to be shared. The challenge is laid to all other
                      New Zealand regions to bring your teams North for your
                      own chance to snatch it from between these two warring
                      sides. This is the call to arms: with the clash of two
                      reigning champions Nationals 2007 will surely go down in
                      history. 
                      
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